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// Why we exist · read before you judge
Keep people out of the hospital.
Killer Health is a holding company built on one thesis: less medicine, not more. Start with the basics everyone can do, be honest about what the evidence does and does not show, and send people to a licensed clinician when they need one. Even though we have fun doing it.
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Structure
Who is behind this.
Killer Health is the for-profit parent. Each brand is its own operating company, and Mortensen Medical is a separate 501(c)(3) that holds the IRB and sells nothing. Two structures, two jobs. The line between the company and the nonprofit is a real legal line, not a paragraph in a policy.
KILLER.HEALTH LLC
LLC pending formation
The site, the video, the voice.
MORTENSEN MEDICAL
501(c)(3) · donation recipient
Holds IRB PPRN-001-2025. Accepts tax-deductible donations. The mission vehicle.
KULT
kult.health
Clinician-led telemedicine on kult.health.
PROACTIVE HEALTH · MALIBU
malibuwellnessretreat.com
Proactive health programming in a residential setting.
THE COCKROACH DIET
cockroachdiet.com · book sales
The book. Source material for S.T.A.R.T.E.D.
Commercial revenue flows through the operating companies. Donations are accepted only by Mortensen Medical, the 501(c)(3) — never product, never marketing.
What happens here
No patient treatment happens on killer.health. No prescribing happens on killer.health. Care happens between you and a licensed clinician, inside a real clinical relationship.
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Posture
Punk rock is not illegal.
The tone is loud. The rules are not optional. This site is straight about what it is and what it is not.
What this site does not do
- — It does not prescribe.
- — It does not dispense.
- — It does not sell product.
- — It does not give medical advice.
What it does
- — Publishes S.T.A.R.T.E.D., free.
- — Publishes short video from Killer Health Studios.
- — Points you to our own companies.
- — Accepts donations for Mortensen Medical.
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The exception
S.T.A.R.T.E.D. is the one exception.
Everything on this site carries the same disclaimer: not medical advice. With one exception — S.T.A.R.T.E.D., drawn from THE COCKROACH DIET. Sunlight, Temperance, Air, Rest, Trust, Exercise, Diet. That’s not medicine. That’s healthy advice. And if you do nothing else on this site, do that.
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The voice
Why it looks like this.
Medicine has been marketed to adults as if they were children for fifty years. Soft colours, stock photos, hedging language, infantilising warnings, endless euphemism. We reject the entire aesthetic.
You are an adult. You are making informed decisions about your own body. You deserve information presented with the same seriousness, weight and directness you’d expect from any other professional field that treats you as a peer.
This site is loud on purpose. It’s also rigorous on purpose. Those two things aren’t opposites — they’re the whole point.
// Master disclaimer
Not medical advice.
Nothing on killer.health is medical advice. Always work with a licensed physician inside an established clinical relationship before starting, stopping or changing anything about your health.
Mortensen Medical is a separate 501(c)(3) nonprofit and holds IRB PPRN-001-2025.
// Fund the mission
Help us keep it open.
The foundation stays free. Your donation to Mortensen Medical (501(c)(3)) is tax-deductible and keeps it independent of Pharma, data brokers and the advertising industrial complex.
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