DEATHOPTIONAL
Keep people out of the hospital. Less medicine, not more. Even though we have fun doing it.
Nothing here is medical advice — work with a licensed physician before you change anything.
// Killer Health Studios
Recent clips.
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MY TESTOSTERONE WAS 187
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THE LEAD WAS IN OUR WATER
The Cockroach Diet
THE COCKROACH DIET
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SLEEP WHEN YOU DIE
// The portfolio · 4 brands
One thesis. Four brands.
Killer Health is the holding company. A book, a telemedicine practice, a retreat and a nonprofit — each its own company, each doing one job.
// Clinic & Care
KULT
Clinician-led telemedicine.
Clinician-led telemedicine on kult.health.
MORTENSEN MEDICAL
The 501(c)(3). Holds the IRB.
The nonprofit arm. Holds IRB PPRN-001-2025 and accepts tax-deductible donations.
PROACTIVE HEALTH · MALIBU
The retreat.
Proactive health programming in a residential setting.
// Publishing
// The site
Six pillars.
WATCH
Short clips from Killer Health Studios. Straight talk, no stock footage.
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S.T.A.R.T.E.D.
Sunlight · Temperance · Air · Rest · Trust · Exercise · Diet. The foundation, free, forever.
from THE COCKROACH DIET
THE BOOK
THE COCKROACH DIET. The framework under everything.
$29.95
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Clinician-led telemedicine on kult.health.
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ABOUT
The thesis and the structure. Read before you judge.
holding company
DONATE
Support Mortensen Medical, the 501(c)(3). Tax-deductible.
nonprofit
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// The thesis
This is why.
Keep people out of the hospital. Less medicine, not more.
Start with the basics everyone can do, and be honest about what the evidence does and does not show. Even though we have fun doing it. Being punk rock is not illegal.
Killer Health is a for-profit holding company. Mortensen Medical is a separate 501(c)(3) that holds IRB PPRN-001-2025 and accepts tax-deductible donations. Two entities, two jobs, no blurred lines.
