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Preventative & regenerative therapies — out of the gray market, into compliant pathways. Even though we have fun doing it.
A community-powered research registry. Protocols are open. Data is anonymous. Never sold. Nothing here is medical advice. Work with a licensed physician before you touch anything.
ASK THE SHERPA.
Drop a lab. Ask about a symptom. Get a protocol summary. SHERPA is trained on the Cockroach Diet book, the Peptide Curriculum, and the registry. It answers questions, surfaces protocols, and flags when you should actually see a physician. Anonymous — we log queries to improve the model, not to track you.
SHERPA is a research assistant, not a doctor. Emergencies → call 911.
KILL WHAT'S KILLING YOU.
NOUN + KILL · kill the thing by name · INT = open intake · 🔒 CLINICIAN = NPI-gated referral only
EIGHT PILLARS.
Everything on killer.health lives under one of these. Nothing is hidden. Curriculum is PMA-gated. Book is sold separately at cockroachdiet.com.
THE KILLS
Recovery, Sleep, Fat, Longevity, Fog, Libido, Strength, Gut, Skin, Fatigue. Each with dosing, cycle, contraindications, polls, AE reports.
S.T.A.R.T.E.D.
Sunlight · Temperance · Air · Rest · Trust · Exercise · Diet. The foundation. The one protocol that's actually healthy advice.
REGISTRY
Log your cycle. Report an AE. Contribute to IRB PPRN-001-2025. Anonymous by default. Data is the whole point.
THE KULT · PMA
Forum and Private Membership Association in one. Patients, clinicians, researchers compare notes. One application opens both halves. WhatsApp + Telegram for members.
WATCH
Reconstitution videos. Podcast shorts. Interviews. Lower-thirds read “MD · Researcher.” Research content, not prescription.
THE BOOK
THE COCKROACH DIET. Source material for SHERPA and STARTED. Sold at cockroachdiet.com. Separate LLC. Excerpts only here.
SHOP
Outbound referrals to peptide.buzz (OTC), peptidepure.com (clinical), and cockroachdiet.com (book). We don't sell product. We point the way.
ABOUT
Why we exist. Who is behind it. The legal structure. The mission. The disclaimer. The regulatory posture. Read before you judge.
WATCH BEFORE YOU DRAW.
FULL LIBRARY →
Reconstitution demos, protocol walkthroughs, the live podcast feed.
PODCAST + SHORTS
Gray Market podcast, IRB 101, BAC water short, OTC vs clinical short. In production.
THE DATA IS THE PRODUCT.
LOG YOUR CYCLE.
Takes 90 seconds. Helps the next person.
ADVERSE EVENT.
Even mild. Anonymous. Structured.
WE DON'T SELL PRODUCT. WE POINT THE WAY.
peptide.buzz
Oral liposomal stacks. Direct-to-door. Our preferred retail partner.
BUY OTC →peptidepure.com
Research-grade injectables for prescribers. Gated for a reason.
ORDER →cockroachdiet.com
THE COCKROACH DIET. Separate LLC. The manual SHERPA is trained on.
BUY BOOK →BUYING 50+ UNITS?
Gym, coaching practice, clinic, reseller? Case-pack pricing + net-30 via peptide.buzz bulk.
ALL HEALTH TOPICS.
Not just peptides. Sleep. Labs. Recovery. Longevity. Mental health. Anything. Flag what's bad. Upvote what's real. We don't moderate medical opinions — we moderate spam, abuse, and commercial injection.
OPENS WITH THE FIRST KULT COHORT.
Patient-to-patient threads — peptides, labs, sleep, recovery, mental health. Apply now to seed the first cohort.
THIS IS WHY.
Keep people out of the hospital. Less medicine, not more.
Even though we have fun doing it. Being punk rock is not illegal.
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