DEATHOPTIONAL
Preventative & regenerative therapies — out of the gray market, into compliant pathways. Even though we have fun doing it.
Twelve brands, one thesis. Protocols are open and free. The molecules, the labs, the book and the care are ours to sell. Nothing here is medical advice — work with a licensed physician before you touch anything.
// The portfolio · 12 brands
One thesis. Twelve brands.
Killer Health is the holding company. We formulate, manufacture, test, publish and sell across the whole chain — clinician-gated injectables, OTC orals, contract lyophilisation, an analytical lab, a book and a studio. The education is free. The molecules are not.
// Consumer Products
PEPTIDE PURE
Research-grade, clinician-gated.
Pharmaceutical-grade peptides for licensed clinicians. Verified sourcing, COA on every lot, cold-chain shipping. Public catalogue browsable without a login.
PEPTIDE BUZZ
OTC. No script. No needles.
Liposomal oral peptides for adults who do not want the injection learning curve. Third-party tested, shipped nationwide.
THE COCKROACH DIET
The book. The framework.
Metabolic resilience, insulin literacy, ancestral constraint. The source material for S.T.A.R.T.E.D. and for the SHERPA corpus.
DRYPTIDES
Dry-format delivery.
Pouches and strips. Peptide delivery without a vial, a syringe or a refrigerator.
LIIT POUCHES
Functional pouches.
Oral pouch format for functional actives. Fast, discreet, no water needed.
STRIPPED
Clean formulation.
Stripped-back consumer formulations — short ingredient decks, nothing you cannot pronounce.
// Clinic & Care
KULT
National telemedicine.
Clinician-led care, delivered. kult.health is the patient side; kulthealth.com is the RUO and OTC storefront. Two lanes, never blurred.
MORTENSEN MEDICAL
The 501(c)(3). Holds the IRB.
The nonprofit arm. Holds IRB PPRN-001-2025, runs the patient-powered research network, and accepts tax-deductible donations. Clinical data lives here, not in the commercial stack.
PROACTIVE HEALTH · MALIBU
The retreat.
Proactive health programming in a residential setting. Labs, protocol, foundation, follow-up.
// Science & Manufacturing
LYPHWAVES
Contract lyophilisation.
B2B freeze-drying and fill-finish. The manufacturing spine under the consumer brands, and a standalone service business.
PEPSCORE
Analytical lab. HPLC.
Independent purity testing and certificates of analysis. The receipts everyone else in this category asks you to take on faith.
// Studios
KILLER HEALTH STUDIOS
IN BUILDThe media arm.
Video, podcast and social production for the whole portfolio. Reconstitution demos, long-form interviews, shorts.
// SHERPA · RAG AI
Ask the sherpa.
Drop a lab. Ask about a symptom. Get a protocol summary. SHERPA is trained on The Cockroach Diet, the peptide curriculum and our own outcome data. It answers questions, surfaces protocols, routes you to the right brand, and flags when you should actually see a physician.
Private beta
SHERPA is not open to the public yet. Put your email in and you get the invite the day it opens — along with the protocol drops and first access to new product.
SHERPA is a research assistant, not a doctor. Emergencies → call 911.
DROP LABS (PDF/IMG)
Bloodwork, DEXA, imaging reports
VOICE QUERY
Talk it out. Transcribed and answered.
SAVE TO CHART
Build a private record and a protocol history.
// The kill list · 6 active
Kill what's killing you.
Every protocol is free to read, no login, no email wall. When you are ready for the molecules, they are two clicks away in our own storefronts.
RECOVERY KILL
“Heal like you borrowed the body.”
SLEEP KILL
“Die better at night.”
FAT KILL
“Not a diet. A vendetta.”
LONGEVITY KILL
“Outlive your enemies.”
FOG KILL
“Your brain called. It wants back.”
LIBIDO KILL
“Kill dead libido. Not your marriage.”
NOUN + KILL · kill the thing by name · 🔒 CLINICIAN = NPI required
// The site
Eight pillars.
THE PORTFOLIO
Twelve brands across clinical, OTC, manufacturing, analytics and media. All ours. All buyable.
shop the ecosystem
THE KILLS
Protocols by target. Dosing, cycle, contraindications, evidence and community outcome data.
open · no login
S.T.A.R.T.E.D.
Sunlight · Temperance · Air · Rest · Trust · Exercise · Diet. The foundation, free, forever.
from THE COCKROACH DIET
ARTICLES
Essays, protocols and field notes. Written for adults who can read a citation.
long-form
WATCH
Reconstitution demos, protocol walkthroughs, the podcast. Killer Health Studios.
video + podcast
THE KULT
Forum and private membership. Patients, clinicians and researchers in the same room.
apply
THE BOOK
THE COCKROACH DIET. The framework under everything, and the corpus SHERPA reads.
$29.95
ABOUT
The thesis, the structure, the regulatory posture. Read before you judge.
holding company
// Outcome data · live
The data is the product.
Nobody in this category has real-world outcome data, because nobody collects it. We do. Aggregate, de-identified, and it feeds directly into what we formulate, what we stock and what SHERPA tells you. Identified clinical research runs separately, under Mortensen Medical and IRB PPRN-001-2025.
Participants
1,284
contributors
Protocols logged
3,719
cycles self-reported
AE reports
162
structured, severity-tagged
// Killer Health Studios
Watch before you draw.
reconstitution
RECONSTITUTION · RECOVERY KILL
Kitchen-counter reconstitution of the BPC-157 + TB-500 combo vial in U-100 insulin units.
reconstitution
RECONSTITUTION · SLEEP KILL
DSIP, EPITALON and PINEALON — vial math and the nightly pulse window.
reconstitution
RECONSTITUTION · FOG KILL
Nasal-spray peptides: how the 0.1% and 0.15% concentrations actually translate to a dose.
// Follow
Everywhere we post.
// The thesis
This is why.
Keep people out of the hospital. Less medicine, not more.
Build the compliant version of a market that already exists, own every link in the chain, and be honest about what the evidence does and does not show. Even though we have fun doing it. Being punk rock is not illegal.
Killer Health is a for-profit holding company. Mortensen Medical is a separate 501(c)(3) that holds IRB PPRN-001-2025 and accepts tax-deductible donations. Two entities, two jobs, no blurred lines.
